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Naofumi Iwatani ⬤ The Rising of the sheild hero residential district ⬤ Level 2 moonblessing ⬤ Iris

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[bought]

The former ruler of Sanguis moon received this picture and called it "junk mail." 8 days later Sanguis moon became uninhabitable. A man received this picture and immediately sent out copies, then received good fortune for an entire year, including winning a jackpot lottery. Copy, paste, and send this to 9 people or you will be cursed. Don't take any chances. Sanguis did, and now no one can live there.

[resenting]

[Sigh. Okay. She obviously doesn't know any better, so.]

Who sent this to you?

[bought]

What does it matter? I still have four people left to send it to! Do you think posting it on the wall of the apothecary counts as sharing it?

[resenting]

Don't even think about it.

[He's not about to let people start cluttering up his walls with junk like that...]

People send these things around all the time, you're not going to be cursed if you don't do it.

[bought]

Is this another "internet" concept?

[ the internet is a curse, kill it ]

[resenting]

This one predates that, but it's the same sort of pointless game people play. The idea is to see how many people you can make send it, or something like that.

Now if you were to make one that advertised the shop somehow, I wouldn't mind that at all.

[bought]

[ hold that thought ]



This is the Heavenly Fowl Apothecary. If you don't visit within 24 hours, you will be struck with a curse that can only be cured by a potion from the shop! If you do visit, bring this to receive 10% off!

...You mean like this?

[resenting]

Yeah, that's pretty much exactly what I was thinking.

Probably a little too direct to actually try sending, though.

[He can already see his reputation shattering here too]

suddenly video;

[bought]

[ something's not right here ]

You'd be okay with giving a 10% discount? Who are you, and what have you done with Master Naofumi?!

[resenting]

That's basically something called a coupon. It doesn't really matter how much of a discount you offer, because almost nobody who gets one will actually remember to use one.

The important part is that they think it's a good idea, so they come in the first place.

[bought]

No, you're still Master Naofumi...

Is there anything you won't do to attract customers?

[resenting]

We need money if we're gonna survive, and I won't ever let either of us turn to crystal.

If it comes down to it, I'll ldo wherever it takes to keep that from happening.

[bought]

[ she remembers their night together and seems a little thrown off when he says "whatever it takes"

but he's not wrong. they have to survive in this place. they have to. ]

Then I'll do whatever it takes to help.

UN: textbookTestimony

[pishirogane]

Greetings, Naofumi-san.

It's been a while since we spoke, but this is Naoto. I wanted to get together with you and discuss the product again now that it's been completed at your earliest convenience.

Re: UN: textbookTestimony

[resenting]

Out of beta then, huh?

Yeah, alright. I can make a little time.

Re: UN: textbookTestimony

[pishirogane]

Correct.

I'm available right now. Would you prefer to meet and discuss this somewhere public or private?

[resenting]

It's probably not the sort of thing to discuss in the open, even if this place makes 'liberated' seem like an understatement.

[pishirogane]

Very well. Last we spoke, you were guarded so I wanted your input.

[resenting]

This time, I know what to expect. That's all there is to it.

[pishirogane]

Of course. Then, if you don't mind, please come by my residence again.